09-30-2019, 07:46 AM
I've come to make an announcement; Mario's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his grimey italian dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said that his dick was "like a Mega Mushroom" and I said that's disgusting. so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Super Mario, you've got a small dick, it's the size of a Mini Mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO ENHANCEMENTS, NO FUZZIES. Look at that, it looks like two bob-ombs and a piranha plant. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck PEACH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER WARIO PISS