[Pay your rent]

Hi I'm Pay your rent and all of you owe me money. This is an eviction notice, I will steal your house. I am 16 and I was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I bought many pounds of weed. Will accept weed as rent. 

There once was a man from Nantucket, who kept all his cash in a bucket.

    But his daughter, named Nan, ran away with a man.

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.