08-04-2016, 01:11 AM
Good morning/evening. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ace (Johann). I am 14 and already studying medicine. Born in Stuttgart, Germany. Currently milady adequate golfer, Takes the Hippocratic oath as a Hippocratic suggestion, Will do anything to fulfill my morbid curiosity, Currently a moderator on NeoTek servers, Reading grays anatomy, Very deductive, I'm quite the sophisticated gentleman, I have a cat whose full name is Hans Wurst Schlechnach, And I collect bow-ties.
other stuff
I can do stuff that not a lot of people can do.
I'm a lemon
I have the power to digest food
reproduce cells
turn oxygen into carbon dioxide
I can pee using my urinary tract.
I snort air
and I have been clinically diagnosed as batshit crazy.
Thanks for reading and wasting your time. 